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GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6018	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	131
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2472

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	152
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!