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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3627 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 85 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!