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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9022 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
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