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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2045 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)