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ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	6359

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	2920	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2393
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	99	Players Killed by Monsters:	4893
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	4831	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	110	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Undead Armies Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!