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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7173 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 2987 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
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Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!
