minecraft joke – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

YachtCraft Minecraft Server

accident, autopsies, Bayesian, Boating, cnn, drowning prevention, dry drowning, emergency response, forensic science, investigation, italy, legal implications, luxury yacht, marine industry, Mediterranean, Minecraft, News, rescue efforts, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims, YachtCraft

join our epic minecraft server for the most lit experience of your life, bruh. we got more diamonds than a kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a taylor swift breakup song.

our server is so dope, even the italy luxury yacht victims would come back from the dead just to play on it. we’re talking ‘dry drowning’ levels of fun, fam.

come build the sickest castle you’ve ever seen, mine for days without getting bored, and battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches.

trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the good times roll, bayesian style.

WhaleWarsCraft

activism, animal rights, clash, conservationist, denmark, environmental activism, Environmental Protection, extradition, Founder, international law, Japan, legal dispute, marine conservation, marine mammals, marine wildlife, maritime law, Paul Watson, protest, Sea Shepherd, whale hunting, WhaleWarsCraft

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got whales for days, like for realz. we got Paul Watson up in here causin a ruckus with them whales and now Japan and Denmark are fightin over him like he some kind of whale whisperer. come join us and help us protect these majestic creatures or just ride em around like a boss, either way it’s gonna be a whale of a time. no pun intended.

What is the IP for Linus Tech Tips Minecraft Server?

$1000 pc, 1 star, Budget, budget pc, buying guide, cheap gpu, Gaming, gaming pc, how to build a pc, linus, low rated, Minecraft, Server, Tech, terrible pc, Tips, user reviews

Linus Tech Tips is a Canadian YouTube personality and technology enthusiast known for his informative and entertaining videos about computers, gadgets, and other tech products. He founded the Linus Tech Tips channel in 2008, which has grown to over 12 million subscribers. Linus is known for his in-depth reviews, DIY build guides, and tech news updates. He has become a respected voice in the tech community and regularly collaborates with other creators and companies in the industry.

Galaxy Life

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Forge-based survival server. Adds a galaxy theme to the average Minecraft world. The server does have some adult content and recommends ages 18+. A recommended resource pack is available upon joining the server to help increase graphics and enhance player experience. Modpack to join is available on our website. https://havokgames.net/galaxy-life/

play.havokgames.net:25585

Foops Factions

Chill Community, Factions, Foops Factions, Minecraft, new players, OG Minecraft, pay 2 win, PvP, Raiding, Server, Small Community, Survival

Foops factions Server is a new factions server trying to capture the feeling of OG Minecraft factions. We have a chill, small community with plenty of potential for new players. Best of all we are not pay 2 win!

foop.apexmc.co

Down Under Block Party: the Land of Kangaroos and Creepers! 1.21+ Only, Mate!

BLOCK, Chunks, Claim, Community, Contraptions, Creative, CREEPERS, Entities, Griefing, guides, Kangaroos, Land, Limits, Mate, Network, Party, Redstone, Reset, Resources, rules, shopping, smp, spectating, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, villagers

Minecraft Server Information

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Join Discord
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based, providing a safe environment for players to build and interact.

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features. Players can enjoy the latest version of Minecraft with added teleports, trading features, and grief protection.

Features

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Preserves most vanilla game mechanics
Player shops for trading with diamonds as currency
Teleport commands for easy exploration
Land-claiming system for protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full reset
Part of a growing network with a creative server
External community resources like livestreams and Discord

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ

Can anyone join the server?

No, the server is whitelisted and requires an application to join.

Are there any server resets planned?

There are no plans for a full reset of the main worlds.

What currency is used for trading in player shops?

Diamonds are used as currency within player shops.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in removal from the community.

Morning Star Minecraft Server

Alas, amor, amor prohibido, deseo, emociones, entrega, Estrella de la mañana, letras de canciones, lucha interna, Lyrics, Minecraft, morning, muero por ti, musica, obsesión, pasión, Poesia, romance, sacrificio, samael, sentimientos, Server, star, te persigo a ti, tentacion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the infamous fallen angel Samael in a quest to conquer the world! Forget about building boring houses and farms, here you’ll be battling dragons, exploring mysterious dungeons, and even riding unicorns into battle.

Join us and become a part of the epic saga of Estrella de la mañanaSamael, where you’ll have the chance to prove your worth by defeating the evil forces that threaten to destroy our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Samael himself, soaring through the skies with his majestic wings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a demon or two along the way!

Genocide-Free Minecraft SMP

Africa-tier genocide, Conflict, funding, GenocideFree, indifference, international relations, Jews, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, russia, shithole, smp, Talk, TAXES, tim pool, trannies, Ukraine, Vlad Putin, Vlad Zelenski, War, white people, world war 3

Are you tired of all this drama and chaos in the real world? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have some fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all the Russia-Ukraine war talk behind. No more spam, no more genocide – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers instead of worrying about taxes and political turmoil.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker, protected from any real-world conflicts. So you can rest easy knowing that you’re safe from any Russia-Ukraine drama while you play.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave all that nonsense behind!

Sister’s Stepkid Squad

blended families, cousins, family acceptance, family bonds, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family connections, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, sister’s stepchildren, sisters, squad, stepchildren, Stepkid, stepmother

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky family reunion like no other!

Four years ago, Paula (age 37) married a man with two kids, ages 15 and 17. But here’s the twist – they hate Paula with a burning passion! Despite the drama, their step-siblings hit it off at the wedding and now they’re basically besties.

Now, Paula wants to ban their friendship because it’s ruining her reputation. But we say, forget that noise! Come join our server where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Build, explore, and maybe even repair some broken family bonds along the way.

Who needs real cousins when you can have virtual ones on our server? Plus, we promise no judgmental relatives will be lurking around to spoil the fun. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a family adventure like no other!

BlockBusters: Illegal Normality

actions, Behavior, blockbusters, Boundaries, common, everyday, feeling, Guilty, illegal, mindset, mundane, normal, normality, odd, peculiar, Perception, Routine, social constructs, societal norms, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of doing normal things that feel totally illegal! Like mining diamonds and feeling like you’re robbing a bank, or building a cozy house and feeling like you’re breaking into someone’s property. Our server is so wild, even crafting a simple pickaxe will have you feeling like a criminal mastermind. So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to have fun!