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PreggoPartyPooperGhoster

Boundaries, confrontations, difficult decisions, disrespectful behavior., Drama, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, ending friendships, friendship, ghosting, graduation party, party etiquette, personal space, PreggoPartyPooperGhoster, self-care, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, Support, teen pregnancy, toxic friend, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Are you tired of drama at your parties? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! No crazy friends like Mary allowed, unless they’re pixelated and can’t use up all your makeup remover. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life craziness and just have a good time building and exploring. Plus, no one will steal your spotlight or post embarrassing pics of your family members on Instagram without your consent. So why wait? Join now and leave the real-life Marys behind!

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	844937	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9425	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	3709	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	3920	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7379	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mines Excavated:	1604

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	New Chunks Explored:	359456
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mines Excavated:	2915
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!