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CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	359	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3590
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1018	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	174
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	8193
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	8

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magic Items Found:	6590	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	9944	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	4486	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?