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DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CraftingCatastrophe

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Are you sick of being attacked by creepers every time you step foot outside your house? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to mine again! That’s right, we have a team of magical fairies that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, our server is protected by a force field that repels them with the power of unicorn farts.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens in epic gladiator matches, and even befriend a talking llama who will tell you hilarious jokes all day long. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than ukraine’s incursion into kursk? well, this server will have you defying nato predictions left and right! we’ve got creepers that explode like nuclear bombs and skeletons that shoot missiles out of their bows.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders and building your own secret underground bunker to hide from the zombie apocalypse.

our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. so come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the most insane minecraft challenges out there. trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft: Terror Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server, where explosions are just part of the fun! who needs boring old building when you can blow stuff up instead?

we have a whole city dedicated to TNT, where you can set off massive explosions and watch the chaos unfold. but be careful, because sometimes things can get a little too real… like that one time when a creeper blew up the entire spawn point and sent everyone flying into the sky.

if you’re looking for a server with a little more excitement and danger, then this is the place for you. join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Magic broomsticks fly on Sundays! Join Broomstix for some Classic fun, Java meets Bedrock with pets & custom enchants!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs using leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

3. How can I claim land on the server?

You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.

4. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers custom enchantments, free fly in the overworld every Sunday, and a bartering economy system, among other features.