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YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

#gamer, answer, brain exercise, brain power, brain teaser, brain workout, challenge, Clever, cognitive skills, critical thinking, Fast-paced, intelligence, Logic, mental acuity, mental agility, mind game, problem solving, Quick Thinking, reasoning, Smart, time pressure, timed test, Youre

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	118
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mines Excavated:	4315	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface

#impatience, anger, anxiety, concern, confusion, Crafty, DESPERATE, Distress, emotional turmoil, exasperation, fear, Frustration, Lost, Mary, McCraftface, missing person, Panic, SEARCHING, stress, Urgency, where are you?, worry

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.