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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 857 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4225 | Votes: | 7564 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
