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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2599 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 274 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7820 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the diamonds be raining from the sky like confetti at a party. and get this, the creepers are all trained to break dance instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.
oh, and did i mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
also, the villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day, but at night they’ll bust out their ninja moves and protect the village from any baddies that come creepin’.
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join in on the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows. yeah, it’s a thing.
