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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3325 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 437 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3222 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!