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BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	221	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	4324
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	77	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Farms Harvested:	830
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magic Items Found:	2840

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	8752	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	649
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.