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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6008 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.