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Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8429	Animals Bred:	101
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

advice, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self-care, Support, Therapy, useful

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	9868
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

asset seizure, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, economic assistance, economic sanctions, financial aid, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTapUkraine50B, G-7, G7 Summit, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Peacebuilding, Political Agreements, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

NathanCraft: Jon’s Alter Ego

abbreviation, Alter, Common Knowledge, confusion, Ego, full name, Identity, identity crisis, Jonathan, Jons, moniker, name origin, names, nathan, NathanCraft, Nickname, online identity, personal information, pseudonym, real name, short form, short name, user name, username

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	8041

LOL THIS SERVER IS WHERE YOU GO TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AS DUMB AS YOUR USERNAME SUGGESTS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN TEST YOUR BRAIN CELLS BY SOLVING RIDICULOUS PUZZLES. IF YOU FAIL, YOU GET TURNED INTO A MINECRAFT PIG AND HAVE TO OINK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY. JOIN US IF YOU DARE TO EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

PlatoPartyCraft

ancient greece, Ancient text, archaeology, burial place, Details, discovery, Excavation, Experts, final evening, Greek, History, Mystery, PHILOSOPHER, philosophy, Plato, PlatoPartyCraft, research, scholars, Socrates, Tomb, writings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Farms Harvested:	218
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7307
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!