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CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Allegiance, alliances, Army, Conflict, Countries, CountryCraft, Division, Factions, Fighting, geographical regions, Identity, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, Server, Support, Unity, Young men

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can be an entire country and battle it out with other countries! Forget small factions, we’re talking full-blown armies here.

Join us and witness epic battles between entire geographical regions, where young men fight for glory and honor (and maybe a little bit of gold). Who needs to know who they’re fighting for when you can just swing your sword and hope for the best?

So come on, join us and experience the chaos and madness of being a whole country in Minecraft. Who needs diplomacy when you have a diamond sword?

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous tip, CLANDESTINE, Confidential, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 14903028, Obscure, puzzling, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspicious, Thriller, unknown, unsolved case

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	6962	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and zombies to your heart’s content. And don’t forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride their pig the fastest through an obstacle course filled with obstacles like giant mushrooms and lava pits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CAR, compromise, CraftyCash, Decision making, designer bags, ENTITLEMENT, family traditions, financial responsibility, guidance, high school freshman, household expenses, long-term planning, makeup, mexican culture, Minecraft, parenting, Priorities, Quinceañera, savings account, Server, teenager, vacation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching kids the value of money through virtual savings accounts! Just like the mom in this story who started a savings account for her daughters, we encourage our players to save up their in-game currency for something worthwhile.

Join us and experience the thrill of budgeting for a virtual car or a Quinceañera party for your Minecraft character! Will you choose to splurge on designer blocks and vacation spots, or will you invest in long-term beneficial items for your virtual world?

But beware, just like Elle in this story, you might face some tough decisions and demands from your in-game family members. Will you stand your ground and stick to your savings plan, or will you give in to the temptation of spending all your hard-earned virtual money on makeup and fancy bags?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and learn valuable life lessons while having a blast in the virtual world! Who knew financial literacy could be this fun?

VeganGlutenFreeCousinDrama

accommodating guests, ah, catering services, crappy behavior, dietary needs, food preferences, gluten free, mushroom dish, Principle, self-centered, teach a lesson, text messages, tree nut allergy, trend hopping, uninviting, vegan, VeganGlutenFreeCousinDrama, voice of reason, wedding menu, wedding planning

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	693628
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all your needs, even if they’re as outrageous as a mushroom-hating, trend-following cousin who suddenly goes vegan and gluten-free for “health reasons”? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, even those who despise mushrooms and demand a completely new catering service just for them. We promise a wedding-worthy experience with a side of family feuds and ultimatums.

Forget about building blocks, on our server you’ll be building bridges with picky eaters and navigating through the minefield of dietary restrictions. Uninvite your cousin, threaten to change the whole menu, or simply eat beforehand – the choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold as you try to satisfy everyone’s needs, even if it means sacrificing your own sanity. It’s a wedding planning adventure like no other, and it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft server (name withheld for dramatic effect)!

PixelPrizePalooza

accomplishment, achievement, biggest win, Championship, Contest, dream come true, First Place, grand prize, jackpot, Lottery, memorable win, PixelPrizePalooza, Prize, Rewards, success, Sweepstakes, top prize, triumph, ultimate win, Victory, Winnings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Have you ever won a lifetime supply of diamond blocks in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, every new player gets a chance to win just that! Imagine building your dream castle out of pure diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship. Compete against other players in a high-speed race through the End dimension, dodging fireballs and navigating treacherous obstacles. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire – now that’s a flex!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our custom-built casino where you can gamble your in-game currency for a chance to win rare items and exclusive perks. Just be careful not to get too addicted, or you might end up building a pixelated cardboard box to live in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs real-life prizes when you can win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams?

CraftyEarzMC

active listening, actually listening, attentive, Body language, Communication, CraftyEarzMC, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Good listening skills, interpersonal skills., listening techniques, nonverbal cues, patience, Relationship Building, Respect, showing someone you’re listening, Understanding, verbal cues

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	3744

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server and suddenly you hear a voice in your head. but, like, it’s not just any voice, it’s the voice of the server itself! it’s like, “hey, dude, join me and i’ll give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn!” and you’re like, “whaaat? that’s insane, count me in!”

and then, get this, you start building your house and the blocks start talking to you, giving you tips on how to make it look super cool. and then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you but don’t worry, because the server gives you a magical sword that shoots fireballs and you defeat them all in one epic swoop.

plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that only those worthy enough can defeat. and if you manage to conquer the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will obey your every command.

so, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, join this minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WhatsAppCraft: DepressedBlockBusters

Brazil, Depressed, DepressedBlockBusters, depressive symptomatology, Guarulhos, older adults, randomized controlled trial, self-help messages, short-term, socioeconomically deprived, WhatsApp, WhatsAppCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy study done in some random place in Brazil that showed sending messages on WhatsApp can like, totally help with depression and stuff. So like, if you’re feeling down in the dumps, just hop on our server and get some virtual therapy while building cool stuff with your blocky pals. It’s like, scientifically proven to make you feel better, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul, bro!

TrekCraft: Where the Custom Boss Mobs are the real MVPs and the economy is as unpredictable as a creeper’s explosion!

Arenas, Boss, Bots, Business Partnerships, Chest Shops, Contests, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, explosion, family friendly, friendly community, Griefing, Map, mobs, MVPS, PvE, PvP, Raids, Ranks, real, rules, Territories, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, Trivia, Unpredictable, Voting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

TrekCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community Events	Weekly events for players to participate in
Enhancing Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, and more
Family Friendly	No swearing or inappropriate behavior in chat allowed
No Raiding/Griefing	Staff will roll back any griefing incidents
PvP Options	PvP available in certain areas like towns or arenas

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I participate in the events?

Simply join the server and keep an eye out for announcements regarding upcoming events. You can also ask the staff for more information.

Are there any age restrictions on the server?

The server is family-friendly and appropriate for all ages, but players are expected to maintain a respectful and mature attitude in chat.

Can I create my own town on the server?

Yes, you can create your own town using the Towny plugin and invite other players to join you in building and expanding your town.

What happens if my town gets raided or griefed?

If your town experiences raiding or griefing, you can report it to the staff who will assist in rolling back any damage caused.

How do I obtain ranks on the server?

Ranks on TrekCraft are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. We are fully EULA compliant.

Minecraft server: ShinMegaCraftGen

Atlus JP, delisted, Devil Survivor, Digital Devil Saga, dlc, English trailer, fusion autists, German leak, Launch Trailer, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, shin megami tensei v, ShinMegaCraftGen, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Tracklist, Trophy List, twitter, Vengeance Soundtrack

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	2716
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with German leaks, trophy lists, and delisted DLC drama!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you didn’t join sooner!

PadresCraft – Minecraft Server

athletes, baseball, baseball fans, baseball players, baseball season, baseball team, Hottie, Minecraft, MLB, MLB edition, MLB games, MLB hotties, MLB players, MLB updates, PADRES, Padres edition, Padres players, PadresCraft, San Diego, San Diego Padres, Server, sports, sports news

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).