Stats November 21, 2024
Players: |
108/200 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
13 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
4 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
9 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
3 |
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