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Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	727	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6488	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	7253	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7867	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!