Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
98/500 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Crops Grown: |
4611 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
24 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: |
2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
11 |
Star Shards Collected: |
83 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: |
3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
24 |
Endless Night Skies: |
4 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
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we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!