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SkyCity
SkyCity, smp
SkyCity
Greetings fellow nerds. Are you still searching a fun and fresh SMP? Well then you’re at the right place.
Come join SkyCity now and become part of our community.
We are a *freshly *start server that wants to grow their community and enjoy the game to it’s fullest. See you soon!
🌲 Ｍｉｎｅｃｒａｆｔ ✦ SMP ◇ Daily Development ◇ Custom Items ◇ Giveaways ◇ Monthly Crates ◇ Events
⭐ FEATURES ⭐ ✅ Jobs ✅ Spawners ✅ Shop ✅ Levelled mobs ✅ Skills ✅ PyroFishing ✅ Playtime rewards ✅ CyberLevels ✅ Resource worlds
🔗 Ｌｉｎｋｓ ➜ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ: https://discord.gg/d9TTDXydcW ➜ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀғᴛ: play.skycitymc.org

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New Server IP
Realm of Aureus
Aureus, Network, Realm
Welcome to the Realm of Aureus!
Are you looking for a long-term adventure? A unique community you can call home, with no resets? Look no further!
The Realm of Aureus combines the open-world survival and exploration aspect of vanilla Minecraft with the deep lore feel of an RPG. Our players are encouraged to build their bases, make friends, and strive to complete the most difficult tasks we have to offer. We can confidently boast over 500+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, skills, bosses, creatures and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, all made in-house with an unmatched level of care and quality.
Here is a taste of what we have to offer;
Unique Bosses and Dungeons – Fight new and unique bosses throughout the Realm! All you need is to find keys. Each fight is exhilarating, with the player having to use every advantage to take the win.
Preloaded World Generation – Explore to the ever-expanding border without having to worry about those pesky chunk-loading lag spikes.
Java/Bedrock Parity – We have done extensive testing and resource pack engineering to get all our textures and assets to be visually at one with both clients to the current capabilities of modern technology. Share a cosmetic hat with your friend on both Bedrock and Java!
Territory Protection – Protect your bases and builds from destruction with our easy to use land protection! Guard your territory, ally with other towns, and even form nations of smaller cities!
Achievement Hunting – Complete over 500 custom achievements, from locating a rare piece of gear, unlocking a unique chat title, or slaying a boss! The more achievements you complete, the higher your rank progresses.
Unique Prefix Titles + Cosmetics – We have created a system of unique titles you can equip and show off by completing various achievements throughout the game. Some of them are quite difficult to get, allowing for the ultimate display of luck and skill! We have also introduced unique cosmetics, like the Santa Hat, that everyone can see!
Community Voting – When new content is in the works, we periodically post polls to see what the community believes is the best option. You can also post your own ideas for people to vote on!
Network Efficiency – We utilize a web of servers to offer a fast and lag-free experience for our players. Each server is run on its own optimized Paper server and connects through a Velocity proxy.
Experienced Staff Team – I personally have over 10 years experience in the Minecraft space, and can confidently say I am good at what I do. I work long hours to iron out any and all bugs that pop up to keep the experience as enjoyable for my community.
Non-P2W – We offer only time-saving or convenience abilities in our paid ranks, and strive to keep artificially-obtained items from being injected into the game. Cosmetics, collectables, and convenience items are all we offer. You won’t find any key-crates here!
Version – 1.20.4
Java IP – play.aureusmc.net
Bedrock IP – play.aureusmc.net:19132
Discord – https://discord.gg/rYsfbUZ9Ak
What are you waiting for?! Come join our community today!

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New Server IP
AZPBMD
AZPBMD, semi anarchy
A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door is a long running server with a rich history. Created in late 2019, the only rules are no hacks and no x-ray. We stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, run minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and are Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win. THE ONLY APPROVED CLIENTS ARE VANILLA AND OPTIFINE.
Does this sound like your kind of server? Stop waiting around and find out for yourself!

Server info:
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/
Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any clients that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

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New Server IP
PrismaCraft
PrismaCraft, smp
🎇 PrismaCraft 🎇
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IP: play.prismacraft.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft
Map: http://play.prismacraft.net:12000
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About Us:
At PrismaCraft, we are first and foremost about community building, but we also have plenty of content for those who enjoy grinding levels in jobs or skills. Whether you’re eager to establish a town and foster your own community or hone your skills to reach the top of your chosen jobs and earn as much money as possible, we have something to offer for just about everyone!
We have a dedicated staff team always working on updates and new features! On PrismaCraft, development is an ongoing process. If you join our Discord you will see we usually post updates multiple times per week. We also have a thorough suggestions system where players suggest and discuss new features or changes.
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Main Features:
Towny – We use the tried and true Towny plugin for land claiming and community building! You can create a solo town and build massive farms to become rich, create a huge city with tons of members to help you achieve your goals, or join a town with a couple of friends to create a cozy homestead.
Skills – You can level up fourteen unique skills to increase your stats (such as health, defense, and attack damage). Reaching the highest levels in each skill unlock unique abilities to make you even more powerful!
Jobs – We offer thirteen jobs that pay you for anything from mining, to building, to fishing, and everything in between. Jobs are the most important way to build your wealth on the server.
Player Economy – Our economy is entirely player driven! Shops on the server set prices for goods and services without any intervention, this leads to a very organic economy where you can carve out your own niche. The only admin shops on the server can be found in our mall /warp mall. These shops sell custom furniture blocks like tables and chairs to decorate your base!
Custom Enchantments – Our server features over 200 unique enchantments to build your playstyle the way you want! All enchants are achieved through normal gameplay mechanics.
Craftable Gear – You can craft tons of unique custom armor sets, tools, and talismans to become more powerful or add unique abilities.
Custom Resources – We have resource worlds which reset on the first of each month! Here you can find custom ores and plants which can be used for decoration or can be used to craft some our custom gear!
And so much more – With all our systems it would be impossible to describe everything here! If you decide to join us on play.prismacraft.net or join the Discord we’re always happy to help and explain!

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New Server IP
CinderSMP
CinderSMP, smp
Hi there. The server has been up for about a month now and we’re still looking for members to help build an active community. We’re chill and quite laid back. Our world is relatively fresh and we’re planning on killing the dragon in a few days time so now would be a perfect time to join us.
Discord – https://discord.gg/VP3U6dBj

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New Server IP
ExeosCraft
ExeosCraft, smp
Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
🌟 Why Choose Us?
- 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
- 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
- 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
- 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
- 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
- 🎮Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!
🌐 Our Features:
- 🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
- 🌟 Level-Up System
- 🐾 Pets
- 🏡 Land Claim
- 🪓 McMMO
- 💰 Strong Economy
- 🏆 Leaderboards
- 🌟 Hard Difficulty
- 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
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New Server IP
CanopyMC
CanopyMC, Semi Vanilla
★ The canopy is a semi-vanilla SMP server, created through the merging of two prior SMP servers; Lasagn and BirbMC. We are on our fourth season, although server history with this player group goes back 10 years!
★ We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
★ Features include:
- Frequent player & staff run events! Join us for games like Thimble, Build contests, Sardines, Knockout, and much more.
- A player driven economy with an active market located at Spawn.
- QOL plugins that don’t impact the vanilla experience. We log blocks, theft and griefing through Coreprotect.
- 24/7 Uptime via a professional server host (see our specs).
- A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
- A live statistics tracking system called Stonkswhich allows you to see how you rank with other players.
- An active community! Check out a small album from our previous season here!
★ Wanna join us? Checkout us on the server or in Discord
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New Server IP
NostalgiaCraft
NostalgiaCraft, smp
📽️Trailer/Showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdT2GEQ12s
NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that feels like a whitelisted server without the application process. Join the server and be a part of our active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events just like the servers you used to play on!
🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (If on Bedrock, use port 19132)
🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/pfWuv9VGtr
What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft
- 🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 3+ years old)!
- 🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 100k world border.
- 🔄 Inactive Chunk Refresh: Old and inactive chunks (6+ months) with no activity are deleted so you can have an easier server experience finding loot and building locations.
- 💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You are able to make vanilla shops, or you can use /trade with other players.
- 🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Our gameplay strictly adheres to the Vanilla+ experience, ensuring that no additional plugins introduce new mechanics (such as claims or McMMO). However, the Vanilla experience is enhanced with commands such as /start, /spawn/togglephantoms, /trade, sitting on stairs, etc.
- 🔒 Graylist System: Our spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe and interactive environment reserved for members of our community to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.
- 🚀 Active Community/Discord: There are always people online, make new friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft today!
Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+, community-focused, never resetting server! Join NostalgiaCraft today to experience the genuine gameplay experience you’ve always sought after!
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New Server IP
Dynasty
DYNASTY, smp
Welcome to Dynasty
A Semi Vanilla minecraft server
Recently Launched
The server is starting life as a small HermitCraft style server but will evolve into something very unique.
Every decision made for the server is made by the community via voting and not by Server owner.
We are not limited server to any specific age group however all we ask is you stay semi mature when in discord/server.
There will be a whitelist applied to the server but all we ask is you drop your name in the whitelist channel on discord.
No Pay2Win
No Donation Store
No Paywalls
All Fun
Currently the only non vanilla plugins we are running are
–Fast leaf Decay
–Mob and Player head drops
–SilenceMobs (similar to hermitcraft silencemobs datapack)
We have plans to add more based on suggestions from players and voted for by players.
We do not have any claiming plugins and players are free to build practically where they want (not at spawn) however we are running protection plugins so any grief/stealing we can identify who and when. We are also able to rollback specific areas so any major grief won’t require a full server rollback.
If a truly community run server is something that interests you then please come join us
Discord: Dynasty Discord
Once in the discord simply read the rules and react to gain access to the rest of the server

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New Server IP
Indicraft SMP
Indicraft, smp, Vanilla
|• runs 24/7 | |• Vanilla | |• cross platform (Java & bedrock together)| |•useful mods only | |• no PVP without players approval| |• one player sleep | |• Elite Mobs| |• Red protect claims & /tp | |• grave | |• peaceful community | |• discord is must | & More If interested do comment.

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New Server IP

SkyCity

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus!

Here is a taste of what we have to offer;

🎇 PrismaCraft 🎇

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft