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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7433 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9391 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.
so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.