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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3075 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.