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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9444 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!