| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9326 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1203 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 647 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 875 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 263 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3700 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 462 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9648 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 165 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4542 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8502 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9732 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3181 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 192 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
