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Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

BETRAYAL, Dads, death wish, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family home, family obligations., father daughter relationship, favoritism, financial inheritance, healthcare decisions, healthcare proxy, Inheritance, mom, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental favoritism, Request, sibling rivalry, Will

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

Are you tired of family drama and favoritism? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom leaving the family home to your brother just because he needs more space for his expanding family. Here, everyone gets their own virtual mansion, no questions asked!

Don’t let real-life family feuds ruin your gaming experience. Join us and build your dream home without any inheritance drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive messages in chat about who mom loves more.

So come join us, where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships!

TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, Chewy, crunchy, culinary pleasure, delectable, DELICIOUS, Eating, Enjoyable, flavorsome, Food, gastronomic delight, Indulgent, Minecraft, mouthfeel, pleasurable, satisfying, scrumptious, sensory experience, Smooth, smp, Taste, TastyTexture, textural

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Animals Bred:	121

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7719
Dragon Eggs Found:	8834	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7658
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	3189	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Items Found:	1274	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Villages Defended:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8346
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Farms Harvested:	669
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!