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WeddingCraft or CancelCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Votes:	2898
Enchantments Applied:	72	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9728

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Build your dream wedding venue without worrying about in-laws interfering. Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to deal with unreliable family members holding out on payments. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our server – where the only drama is deciding between diamond or emerald accents for your virtual ring!

PineapplePizzaMC Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true beauty of pineapple on pizza? Well, look no further because our server is a pineapple paradise! Join us and experience the joy of building your own pineapple pizza castle, complete with a moat of marinara sauce and pepperoni guard towers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of pizza-loving villagers who have mastered the art of pizza crafting. They will teach you how to create the perfect pizza toppings using only the finest ingredients found in the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant the eater eternal happiness and unlimited pizza toppings for life. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with pineapple-hating creepers who will stop at nothing to keep the Golden Pineapple for themselves.

So come join us on our pineapple pizza adventure and let your taste buds (and creativity) run wild! Who needs diamonds when you have a slice of pineapple pizza in hand?

RedditLegendsCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	188
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges.

Our server is so legendary, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

But that’s not all! Our community is so awesome, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	157	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6482
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7677	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2565	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8764
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.

WeirdTube Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the sheer awesomeness of it all that they never wanted to leave. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds, and even battle a dragon that shoots out kittens instead of fireballs. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Potions Brewed:	116	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!