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What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	183522	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	8878	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	133	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5578	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Items Found:	1113	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	683403	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Votes:	4032
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

138.201.48.55:26363

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

mc.duxvanilla.com:11011

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!