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ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crops Grown:	1244	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

268396334, CHAPTER 62, Chapter 63, Contests, Daily Dead Tube, Dead Tube, deadly game, Film Research Club, Filming, Mai Mashiro, Minecraft, Punishments, School, Server, storytime, swim team, Tall + Short, tomodachi game, Tomohiro Machiya, ZombieTube

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Farms Harvested:	938
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1695
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Farms Harvested:	988	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1604	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	4787

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crops Grown:	8334
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!