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Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8865
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	9309
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	2384	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9256	Magic Items Found:	3069
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Animals Bred:	126
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ores Mined:	5095	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	92	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Votes:	9597
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	141
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Farms Harvested:	350	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

PangaeaEarth Overview

Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
What type of map does PangaeaEarth have?	PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
Is there a claiming system on the server?	Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards?	The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!