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Germanic Catastrophe 1.20.6

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, forget about Hitler and all that history crap! Join our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where we can all chill and have a good time without any genocides or world wars!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt that will blow your mind!

So why waste time thinking about Hitler when you can join our server and create your own epic adventure that will go down in Minecraft history as the craziest and most fun ever! Let’s do this, bro!

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	1604	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1840	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	7558

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2491	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Star Shards Collected:	105	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	9313	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.