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PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Votes:	9279	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

drug abuse, excessive caffeine intake, excessive drinking, fast food, ignoring warning signs, Junk Food, lack of exercise, lack of hydration, lack of sleep, not seeking medical help, overworking.., poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-destructive behavior, smoking, stress, sugar consumption, ToxicTrendzMC, unhealthy habits

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crops Grown:	7891	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

BlockyGenderBender, Conversion Therapy, conversion therapy dangers, conversion therapy outcomes, conversion therapy trauma, depression, Edition, Gender Identity, harmful practices, health, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, Mental, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, ptsd, Sexuality, suicidal thoughts, therapy effects

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6553	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9821	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	451444	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

See you there ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.

Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	405	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!

Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 6 Minecraft SMP Shrek 7 Minecraft SMP Shrek 8 Minecraft SMP Shrek 9 Minecraft SMP Shrek 11 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no shrek in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate shrek paradise! We have more shrek than you can handle, from shrek statues to shrek-themed buildings, we’ve got it all. And if that’s not enough, we even have those rare lead-lined McDonald’s shrek cups that you were supposed to return (don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone). Join us for a shrektastic time and let’s make this server the most ogre-the-top one out there! Remember, more shrek equals more fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shrek festivities begin!

InLawlessCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict, custody, daughter’s birthday, Divorce, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family party, graduation party, Grandparents, in-laws, InLawlessCraft, Miscommunication., overreaction, refusal, relationships, Resentment, sister-in-law, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	829
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	2462

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Imagine a world where your in-laws demand to be invited to every party, but refuse to come if your former sister-in-law is there. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

Celebrate your daughter’s birthday and graduation with two separate parties to keep the peace. But watch out for the drama llama, because your husband might just explode like a creeper when he finds out his parents weren’t invited to the second party.

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, family feuds, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft form? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

OatmealDietGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Farms Harvested:	247	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the oatmeal diet like never before.

Picture this: instead of counting calories and feeling deprived, you’ll be mining for oats in our virtual oatmeal mines. And get this – every time you eat a bowl of oatmeal in-game, you’ll actually lose weight in real life! It’s like magic, but better because it’s Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Oatmeal Monster, a giant creature made entirely of oats who roams the land looking for players to challenge to oatmeal eating contests. Beat him in a battle of the oats and you’ll be rewarded with special powers that will help you on your weight loss journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start shedding those pounds the oatmeal way!

BlockyLoveHateHub

advice, BlockyLoveHateHub, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Empathy, Friends, Friendship Dynamics, healthy relationships, Jealousy, loyalty, partner, personal boundaries, relationships, social circles, Support, toxic relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	458792
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with haters trying to rain on your relationship parade? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build a virtual world where your partner is always appreciated and loved, no matter what your so-called “friends” have to say. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical love spell that repels all negativity towards your relationship. So come on, join us and let’s spread the love (and blocks) together!

RiverRageCraft

conservation efforts, ecocide, ecological damage, ecosystem destruction, emergency measures, environmental activism, environmental cleanup, environmental crisis, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, government response, industrial pollution, Pollution, public health concern, river poisoning, RiverRageCraft, toxic chemicals, Ukraine, water contamination, wildlife impact

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where everything is DEAD just like this river in Ukraine 😂 we got so much ecocide going on, you won’t believe your eyes! swim in toxic waste, mine for contaminated diamonds, and battle mutated mobs! it’s a post-apocalyptic paradise, baby! hurry up and join before the whole world collapses into chaos! 💀🌍 #minecraft #apocalypse #joinus