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Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	4140
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2798
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	97

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Tax Haven Havoc

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Play.valornet.work

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

play.yellowmc.nl:20307

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Farms Harvested:	595	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!