New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

    DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3366
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Zombie Dances: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 728
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

    Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8933
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Farms Harvested: 900 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 5123
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Emeralds Found: 7765 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

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    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

    Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

    Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

    CraftyHarem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9656
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

    Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

    Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft

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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6770
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beer & Blocks

    Beer & Blocks
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2859
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Farms Harvested: 994 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Items Found: 8012
    Votes: 3871 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Animal Kingdom Adventures

    Animal Kingdom Adventures
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4887
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2322 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

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  • CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

    CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8623
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

    On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

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  • EUROPE SUCKS

    EUROPE SUCKS
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4519
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Towns Built: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Emeralds Found: 3357
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

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  • The Crafty Creepers Co.

    The Crafty Creepers Co.
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7571
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Enchantments Applied: 233
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

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