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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3950	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mines Excavated:	2382	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5352	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	144	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	33

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, Diversity in media, Edition, george lucas, interracial communication, interracial conflict, interracial couple, interracial dating, interracial dynamics, interracial issues, interracial perspective, interracial perspectives, interracial relationship, racism, racist, RacistCraft, Star Wars, the acolyte, woke propaganda

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoPlaceLikeHome, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!