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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Emeralds Found:	4128
Enchantments Applied:	106	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	904896	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	4326

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Towns Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	796	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Items Found:	7459	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.