New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • ShirtlessSituations

    ShirtlessSituations
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4609
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2548 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.

    Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

    CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 3896
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 60 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 397

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyVenezFraudProof

    CraftyVenezFraudProof
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9208
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

    so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

    KidCraft: Double Healing Powers
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9447
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

    not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

    so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XYLARS

    XYLARS
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5733
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

    xylar.altairmc.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Glitched SMP

    The Glitched SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1025
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 984741
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

    theglitchedsmp.feathermc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4341
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information

    Server IP StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
    Location Dallas, USA

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

    [💻] Stable server performance.

    [🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

    [🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

    [‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

    [🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there land claims on this server? No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
    Can I use /tpa or /home commands? No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
    Are there any world resets? No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

    ToiletCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2786
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 3542
    Enchantments Applied: 107 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6961
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Potions Brewed: 64 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

    Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

    In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

    Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouseFlipper Minecraft Server

    HouseFlipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2404
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Emeralds Found: 5512

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling in-laws and build your dream house without anyone telling you what color your tiles should be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.

    Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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