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MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	5825

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	9907	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Votes:	8035
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4143	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!