minecraft but I eat the food in real life Minecraft Servers

minecraft but I eat the food in real life Minecraft Servers

  • DiaperDutyDenied

    DiaperDutyDenied
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2977
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Animals Bred: 111 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ores Mined: 9336 Towns Built: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

    So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

    NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6392
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NotCheatingButCrafting

    NotCheatingButCrafting
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6961
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CloudySoulzMC

    CloudySoulzMC
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4020
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 271 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

    Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6801
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 500
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Votes: 5836 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

    Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3759
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 241 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CanopyMC Server

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary
    • Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel
    • Dynamic Map – View builds in real time
    • New Hats – Custom hats for players
    • Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements
    • Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone
    • Community Builds – Collaborative projects

    Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is the server modded?

    A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

    Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

    A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

    Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

    A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

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  • SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

    SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 6542
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ores Mined: 1154
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

    ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9015
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowerCraft26

    ShowerCraft26
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9053
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

    Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

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  • RussianRaidersCraft

    RussianRaidersCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 9237
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
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