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Lunchtime Creeper Minecraft Server

Country, creeper, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Daily Life, daily routine, Diversity, food habits, jew, lunch, lunch break, lunch habits, lunch ritual, lunchtime, mealtime, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Observation, religious beliefs, religious customs, religious practices, Server, social norms

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now!

VillainVibes Minecraft Server

Antagonist, antagonist awareness, antiheroes, Awareness, bad guys, Character development, Conflict, Ethics, Fiction, Minecraft, morality, narrative twists, realization, realization of evil, Redemption, redemption arc, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-realization, Server, storytelling, Villains, VillainVibes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bad guys are actually the good guys! Join us for a twisted adventure where the creepers are your allies and the zombies just want to give you a hug.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can trade with a friendly Enderman who just wants to swap for some cake?

But beware, the villagers are up to no good and the chickens are plotting a rebellion. Can you navigate this crazy world and come out on top? Join us and find out if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bad guys are the ones you want on your side.

Dad’s RIP Minecraft Server

coming out, Dads, Emotional healing, estrangement, family dynamics, family relationships, father’s funeral, favoritism, forgiveness, funeral attendance, Gay, Grief, LGBTQ, long distance family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rejection, religious upbringing, RIP, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, strict parent, support system

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest block-filled world you’ll ever experience!

Join us and escape the drama of real life, just like this player who ditched their family drama to take care of their grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore?

Forget about attending funerals, come build epic structures and battle zombies with us instead! Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can be whoever you want to be.

So, why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

BoomerLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap relationships, BoomerLove, Challenges, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Experience, generational differences, judgment, life stages, long-term commitment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partner, perspective, romance, Server, societal norms, unconventional relationships, wisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Farms Harvested:	869
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with experienced builders who can create entire cities in a single day! Plus, if you’ve ever dated someone 20 plus years older, you’ll fit right in with our community of seasoned veterans who know all the tricks to surviving in the world of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, creeper explosions, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who knows their way around a crafting table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of dating someone who can actually protect you from zombies in the virtual world!

BillionaireBlockParty

1 billion dollars, BillionaireBlockParty, designer clothes, excessive spending, exclusive memberships, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fancy restaurants, Financial Security, high-end electronics, lavish vacations, luxury cars, Mansions, material possessions, not buying, private jets, rare art pieces, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, wise investments, yachts

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to win even more diamonds than you can imagine. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret diamond mine that never runs out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of emeralds that he’s just dying to share with you.

So why waste your billion dollars on anything else when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the diamond-filled adventures begin!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Cold War legacy, Cuban-Russian relations, CubanCraft, Cubans, defense cooperation, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, Havana, international relations, maritime security, military deployment, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval fleet, nuclear-powered submarine, Russian warships, Server, strategic alliance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Towns Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have russian warships and nuclear submarines arriving in havana next week! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself, mining diamonds while dodging missiles, and building your base in the shadow of a nuclear sub. it’s gonna be a blast, quite literally! so hop on board and join the chaos, because this server is not for the faint of heart. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we’ve created. see you there, comrade!

KiddieCraft UN Blacklist

Blacklist, Child protection, children, children’s rights, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, conflict zones, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, KiddieCraft, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, united nations, United Nations blacklist, United Nations investigation, United Nations report, United Nations resolution, United Nations sanctions, War Crimes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	New Chunks Explored:	745528
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest

#newborns, body autonomy, circumcision, CircumCraft, cosmetic procedure, cultural tradition, Cut, Foreskin, genital health, genital mutilation, genital surgery, health risks, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical necessity, parental consent, personal choice, religious practice, REST, unnecessary procedure

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

EnzymeInhibitorCraft

balance restoration, brain health, enzyme inhibitor, enzyme therapy, EnzymeInhibitorCraft, excitation, inhibition, lipid activation, lipid metabolism, mental disorders, mental health, neural circuits, neural pathways, neurological disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, symptom alleviation, Treatment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

Finding Peace in Chaos: Serenity SMP, Where PvP is the Norm on Bedrock Edition

base, bedrock, border, Chaos, crossplay, Discord, Edition, Farms, finding, Geyser, Ip:, java, Lag, multiplayer, Nether, norm, Overworld, Peace, PORT, PvP, Raided, rules, semi anarchy, Serenity, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, Wild

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Serenity SMP
This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
IP: serenitysmp.online
Port: 19132
discord : https://discord.gg/MmaPR6n9fY
IN-GAME RULES:
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm). Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all. Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k. Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.

FAQ

Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?

A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.

Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?

A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.

Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?

A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.