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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	260085
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	1312	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	175
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	143	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9685	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9650	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7084	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?