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GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7637

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Emeralds Found:	1059	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Zombie Dances:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6377
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Star Shards Collected:	219
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!

AutonomyCraft: No Unwanted Help, Just Fun!

affective rumination, Autonomy, AutonomyCraft, competence, Coworkers, employee study, Frustration, Fun, interpersonal relationships, job satisfaction, Mental well-being, peer support, professional boundaries, psychological detachment, Stress Management, supervisors, teamwork, unwanted, unwanted help, work performance, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Dragon Eggs Found:	4589	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and you just need to do your own thing, but then your friends keep trying to help you and it’s, like, so annoying? well, on this server, we totally get that! we won’t bug you with unwanted help, because we know that can lead to major frustration.

and get this – if you join our server, you’ll actually have less stress after playing! like, how crazy is that? you can just chill and do your own thing without worrying about people bugging you.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be your own boss and not have to deal with annoying helpers. trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!