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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 757 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Just like your friend studying abroad in Japan, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server. From unexpected encounters with creepers to epic battles with other players, there’s never a dull moment.
And don’t worry about getting groped or molested on our server – that’s just a made-up problem from bad Minecraft fanfiction. Our community is all about having fun and supporting each other, so you can focus on building, exploring, and surviving without any creepy distractions.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way (just hopefully not any creepers)!