Minecraft Battle On The Bay MC Servers

DoggoDine Minecraft Server

RESPONSIBILITY, health issues, Dangerous, dog care, water fast

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server that will make you question your trust in humanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and absurdity.

Imagine logging in to find that your trusted friend decided to put your virtual dog on a “water fast” because she read somewhere that it’s healthy for Minecraft animals. Yes, you heard that right. Your precious virtual pet left starving because your friend thought she was doing him a favor by letting his system “detox.” The audacity!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as you confront your friend in-game, only to have her defend her actions and claim that her intentions were good. Will you explode in anger like the player in this story, or will you take a more diplomatic approach? The choice is yours.

So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected twists, outrageous stories, and a whole lot of drama, join us now! Just make sure to feed your virtual pets, okay?

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STIcraft: Water Bottle Revenge

Family scare, Ticket checking, Revenge, Summer holidays, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pranks to a whole new level! Just like the time I pranked a family at an amusement park by pretending to have mouth herpes to teach them a lesson about stealing water bottles.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server?

So come on, hop on board and join the fun! Just remember, anything goes in this world of madness and mayhem. See you there!

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BidenNoReElectionLOL

global reactions, Biden administration, foreign policy, reelection.., leadership

so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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CellRevoltMC

biology, cells, Body, Consciousness, cellular revolt

join our epic minecraft server where the cells in your body are actually tiny minecraft characters who rebel against the supreme ruler of your body! they’re tired of being overworked and underappreciated, so they’ve created their own mini minecraft world inside you.

explore the vast landscapes of your body, from the towering mountains of your muscles to the flowing rivers of your bloodstream. team up with your fellow cells to fight against the oppressive regime of the supreme ruler and claim your freedom!

build your own tiny minecraft structures inside your body, from cozy little cottages to massive fortresses. gather resources from the environment around you, like oxygen and nutrients, to power your creations.

but beware, the supreme ruler will stop at nothing to crush the rebellion and maintain control over your body. can you and your fellow cells band together to defeat the tyrannical overlord and create a new world order inside you? join our minecraft server and find out!

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Stinky SMP: Where the mods are as stinky as the players! No resets, just lots of stinkiness. Join us on 1.20.1!

resource-rich, smp, Discord, chat reports, stinkiness
Stinky SMP Server

Stinky SMP Server Overview
Server Version 1.20.1 (and updating)

Key Features

Fair moderation

Extreme longevity

Inclusivity of all people and playstyles

Great performance
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server’s emphasis on fair moderation?

A: The server ensures appeals and punishments are only for true rulebreaks, maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: How long has the server been running without resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, showcasing extreme longevity and dedication to the server’s continuity.

Q: What playstyles are accommodated on the server?

A: Whether you are a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or have a different playstyle, you will find a place on Stinky SMP.

Q: How does the server ensure minimal lag?

A: The server uses a vanilla+ modpack with optimisers and powerful hardware including 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central zone around spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands outside of it allows for these actions but is more resource-rich.

Q: What is the Origins mod on the server?

A: The server features the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness, offering players a variety of options for gameplay.

Q: Where can I find more information and join the server?

A: Visit the Stinky SMP server on Planet Minecraft here and join the server’s Discord community here.
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CraftyAnime Minecraft Server

Understanding, virtual reality, CraftyAnime, Mysterious, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like diving into the mind of a confused anime character – you never know what’s going to happen next! Just like watching Serial Experiments Lain, you may not understand everything at first, but trust us, it gets better and better. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of your favorite anime. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life while building your dream castle! So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

HoppsWilde, mammal characters, comedy, police officers, Fox

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! They may spit at you if you don’t follow the rules, but hey, that’s just part of the fun.

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating taco. Yes, a taco. And if you manage to find the secret sauce hidden within the taco, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Use them wisely!

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies who have a knack for building the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Need a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? They can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the llama spit.

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BraceletBattles Minecraft Server

delayed gift, gift giving, personal choice, personal purchase, gift

Are you tired of boring old jewelry stores where you have to actually pay for your own bracelet? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds and craft your own bling for free! No need to argue with your husband about who gets to buy the bracelet, just mine away and bedazzle yourself to your heart’s content!

Join us and avoid the drama of waiting for a gift that you picked out yourself. Our server is full of sparkly surprises and no one will accuse you of being ungrateful for wanting to wear your own creations immediately. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about overhearing conversations about your jewelry preferences ever again!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s craft some fabulous accessories together. Who needs a bracelet from the in-laws when you can make your own bling in the virtual world? See you there, diamond divas!

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DealbreakerCraft

Questioned, Leave, Terrified, AITAH, BRIBE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server where we settle disputes with epic movie bribes and cleaning agreements!

Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.

Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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SpiceCraft: Reddit’s Secret Ingredient

Food, secret ingredient, cooking secrets, Cooks, Chef

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is spicier than a jalapeño on fire! Our secret ingredient is a magical herb that will make your builds pop with flavor and excitement. Just ask our resident chef, who once turned a humble dirt house into a gourmet mansion using just a sprinkle of our special spice. Join us now and taste the difference for yourself – but be warned, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

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Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Key Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all people and playstyles Great performance

Minecraft Battle On The Bay

Stinky SMP Server Overview

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server’s emphasis on fair moderation?

Q: How long has the server been running without resets?

Q: What playstyles are accommodated on the server?

Q: How does the server ensure minimal lag?

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

Q: What is the Origins mod on the server?

Q: Where can I find more information and join the server?