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TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCanineCuisine

animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	995	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.

But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.

CraftyGrad Minecraft Server

CraftyGrad, future planning, graduating high school, impact on life, life choices, life transitions, life-changing choices, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, post-graduation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, unconventional decisions, unconventional journey, unconventional path, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unique experiences, unusual decision

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of making boring decisions in life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and make the most unusual decisions like building a house out of diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.

One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.

So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.

BurgerBustCraft

bad burger, burger, burger condiments, burger disappointment, burger disaster, burger fixings, burger ingredients, burger letdown, burger letdown condiments, burger letdown fixings, burger letdown ingredients, burger letdown toppings, burger letdowns, burger ruined enjoyment, burger ruined experience, burger ruined meal, burger ruined taste, burger toppings, BurgerBustCraft, ruined burger, ruined food

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Picture this: you’re happily munching on a delicious burger in Minecraft, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire creation! Don’t let your burger dreams be destroyed by pesky creepers – join our server and build your burger empire in peace! With our anti-creeper protection, you can enjoy your virtual meals without any explosive interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rare and elusive Burger King mob, who will trade you golden burgers for rare items. So come on over and feast like royalty on our epic burger-filled server!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic competition, economic relations, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, MapleCraft, Minecraft, national security, security concerns, Server, trade agreements, trade crackdown, trade disputes, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade restrictions, trade sanctions, unfair practices

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Players Killed by Monsters:	9696
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!

PeePeePanic – No accidents allowed!

Accidents, adult incontinence, Allowed, bathroom accidents, bathroom etiquette, bladder control, EMBARRASSMENT, emergency situations, PeePeePanic, personal hygiene, police intervention, public accidents, public disgrace, public facilities, public humiliation, public restroom, security measures, self-control, shame, social stigma, urinary urgency, wet pants, wetting pants

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where if u pee ur pants, u get sympathy but if u pee ur pants and dont clean it up, u get escorted out by the police!!! why would u wanna miss out on that kind of excitement?? plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. u gotta see it to believe it. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of pee pants and fancy llamas!

TotallyNotSuspicious – Just a Regular Vanilla Server, Promise! (No, Seriously)

[Dragon Fights], Collaborative, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Friendly, Images, INCLUSIVE, Modded, Modpack, North America, pokemon, Promise, regular, Server, Server members, Spawn, TotallyNotSuspicious, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious
Server Focus	Creating a community-focused environment
Host Location	North America
Discord Integration	Yes
Mini Seasons	Custom modded mini seasons bridging main seasons
Server Members	350
Total Members	500

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions.

Is there a requirement to join the Discord server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. However, there is also a Discord Member role available for those who solely want to chat.

What type of events are hosted on the server?

The server hosts organized Dragon Fights, various events, and custom modded mini seasons to keep the community engaged.

Are there any in-game economies or shop plugins?

The server operates with a Diamond economy and does not have any shop plugins, promoting a player-driven economy.

How long do mini seasons typically last?

Mini seasons last around a month and are usually scheduled to start in December and June.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

#youtube, acrobatics, blue rep, circus performer, CraftyPixel, dancing, drawing, gaming addict, hololive, Idol, Livestream, Minecraft, MOMOSUZU NENEA, NePoLaBo, noble family, Omaru Polka, Server, Shishiro Botan, singing, twitter, Vtuber, white lion, Yukihana Lamy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with VTuber idols from another world! Join us and witness the epic journey of Nenea, the girl who came to become an idol through Minecraft! Watch as Polka, the circus performer, dazzles you with her acrobatics while trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world! And don’t forget about Lamy, the noble daughter from a snowy land, who left her home to join our server full of fun and color! Oh, and let’s not overlook Botan, the white lion who’s a gaming addict but still manages to set aside powerful heals even at the end game! Join us for a wild ride filled with singing, dancing, acrobatics, and gaming addiction – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

AnthroCraft Minecraft Server

404nocreativeusername, A Dragon’s Dreams, A New Herd, Anthrocraft, birthday cake, Broken Sanctuary, ColonTwo, Flames and Flour, french fries, hmofa, HomeTome, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, Jixijenga, LiveIron, Loveless Incantation, M4rsh4l_Legacy, manhunt, Media, Minecraft, Mountlear, NIGHTS, Previous thread, ReckfulAbandon, Server, service, somethingaboutsharks, Songbird, SouthwesternCrunchwrap, Stars and Stripes 2, Stories, Story Masterbin, The Frost on her Feathers, The Tales of Prince Anonymous, TheEcstatic, TheHonorableAjax, ThisIsARealAccount, vipers, Where Kitsune Wait, word filter, writing guides, YolkedWithChrist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of anthros on a Friday night? Look no further than our server, where human males mingle with female anthros in a way that’ll make you question your own sanity! Join us for the “Maternity Test” edition, where things get crazier than a creeper exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! How about a story about a birthday cake that will make you rethink your love for dessert? Or maybe you’re more into tales of Prince Anonymous and stars and stripes 2: star harder – we’ve got those too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to watch out for the frost on her feathers – it’s colder than a snow golem’s heart!