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DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4144
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	94
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Votes:	3637
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1787	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!