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CouchPotatoCraft

aita, assumption, battle, Buy, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, dog, Friend, Furniture, husband, in-laws, MIL, MONEY, re-doing, recliner, Refuse, Scratch, stand up, Style, Therapy, tv room

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5681	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2700	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	2537	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2943
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

ak-47, amnesty program, cash for guns, Cash4Guns, Community Outreach, crime reduction, firearm trafficking, firearms, gun buyback, gun control, Gun Violence, illegal weapons, incentive program, law enforcement, machine gun, mexico, Mexico government, Minecraft, Public Safety, rifle, Server, streets, Violence prevention

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!

NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

Approval Ratings, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gallup, global leadership, global perception, government approval, international alliances, international organizations, international relations, leadership, NATO members, NATOcraft, political leadership, public opinion, sinks, survey results, transatlantic relations., united states, US Leadership, world affairs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ores Mined:	7780
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!