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AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Votes:	7558
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Votes:	780
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Animals Bred:	172	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!