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  • Crafty Oregonians

    Crafty Oregonians
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9981
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Animals Bred: 33
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

    But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

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  • ISIS-free Zone: Where Schizos and Creepers Unite

    ISIS-free Zone: Where Schizos and Creepers Unite
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6908
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • Varendonk, where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream!

    Varendonk, where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8257
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 57040 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ores Mined: 2827
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Location Europe (Netherlands)
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Languages Dutch, English

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server to get the IP address.
    Do you only accept Dutch-speaking players? No, we welcome English-speaking players as well.
    Is the server modded? No, it is a vanilla survival server.

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  • Gregarious Gamers

    Gregarious Gamers
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 7238
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 9521 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for a pet dragon, a flying pig, and a dancing llama. And guess what? They got all three!

    But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!

    Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2930
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 416
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!

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  • SexyHipsCraft

    SexyHipsCraft
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3102
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

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  • Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

    Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6683
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5282
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

    And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1920
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Crops Grown: 6371
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

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  • PlatinumSMP

    PlatinumSMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1344
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

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