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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 632 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?